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  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort
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trash-pile:

i’m rebloggin this because it looks like a cute family photo where everyone is wearing a matching sweater and they all look uncomfortable 

trash-pile:

i’m rebloggin this because it looks like a cute family photo where everyone is wearing a matching sweater and they all look uncomfortable 

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gainsforgotham:

I would legitimately get this tattooed on my body. It’s perfection.

gainsforgotham:

I would legitimately get this tattooed on my body. It’s perfection.

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bargainchild:

peachie-prince:

What

did she fuckin stutter

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whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

Reblogged from TITANIA GIGANTE

rika84:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

iswearimnotnaked:

bookworm8199:

iswearimnotnaked:

because i’m ḧ̽͛͋̽̿ͥ̉̾̌̃̄҉̮̜̠̹͙͖̩̙̤̣̭̩̤̝̼̘̠ͅa̓̉̓ͫ̋̿ͧ́̑́̃̃͏̹̦͈̱p̧ͦ͌̓̌̍ͮ̇̽̆̎ͣ̍ͫ͛̈̏̚͘͡҉̗̳̟͙̙͉̙͓̹̭̩͉͎͎pͭ̌ͤͯ̋̌̎̉̐̄̀̑҉̢͟҉͔͉̜̞̼̺̦͞y̨ͧ͐̏̿ͧ̚҉̨̲̹͚̪͓̖͎͕͙̮̣͔͉ͅ ̧͉̻̼̬̖̠͗̃ͧ̏̀͘͝͝ ̛̝̦͖̮̺̹̹͈̹̹͉͓̃̉ͫ̄ͭ̈́̂̍̾͗̃͑̐͊͛͝͡ ̸̷̬̪̥̝̱̯̥͎̗̼̞̭͕̼̦͑ͦ̄͊͆̌̈̄̓̑ ̵̲̺͙̦̼̰̩͎͙̤͎̯͕͇͂̾̏̀ͨ̂͛̌ͭͥ̊̉̇̆ͨ͛

THATS JUST ABOUT THE SCARIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

C̫͎͚̝͎̕Ĺ͇̪̝̞̹A͏̴̰͕̩̲͉̻̱̯P̞͚̜̻͚̩̱̹̤͠ ̼͈̤̦̳͖A̭͟͝L̼̭̯̻Ò̤̭̦͜͝Ṉ̭̬͎̥̦́G̡͖̪͔͈͔͎̼͢ ̸̢̟͈̥̺̮ͅÍ̵̷̜̖̻F̴̵̛̱̩͈̼ ̶͏̹̬̗̦Y̤̱̖̫O̶̯̜̟̺͎̲̯̣U͏̷̯͍ ̲͓̰̖̺̭̖F̸҉̩̼E̵͖̮̝̩̝̜͕̬E͏̟͉̦̤̯͈̣͓L̩͔͖

Ǐ͚̯̘̰͚͍͓̤̀̀’̶̨̜̖̰̼̬̭͇͍̿̋ͭ́ͨͬ͆̿̀m̲͎̭͉̹̹̯͕̒͋ͫ͛̀̎͝ ̡̍̿ͪ͡҉̱̝͚͇l͉̘̪̲̲̠̱ͭ̉̉ͯͧo̟͖̗͈̥̯͊̔͒ͭ͝v̛̍ͪ͋͛̆ͤ̋ͯ͏̪͠ͅȋ̪̣̻̖͚̫̝ͣ̍̓ͤn̵̨͍̥̝̰ͧ̀̅͂ͣ͞g̴̭̺͉̫͖̩̦̜̔́ͮ̈̃͑ ͋͂ͮ̎̚͡҉̸̣̜̰͉̤i̴̡̹͙͛́̀̅tͯ̅͒͂̏̍̀̾͢҉̵͙͕̙̦͎̖
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ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

Reblogged from meesheell

Girls that play bass are indeed the hottest.

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